Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team (original attribution lost):
- This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!
- A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!
- By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!
- You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!
- Our competitors are without honor!
- Specs are for the weak and timid!
- This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
- Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!
- My program has just dumped Stova Core!
- Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!